What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like

After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section.

What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Paris Hilton’s pussy tastes like the inside of a catcher’s mitt.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Sarah Jessica Parker’s pussy tastes like a hard-boiled egg.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Miley Cyrus’s pussy tastes like 5 to 10 in the state pen… and fresh strawberries.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Rosie O’Donnell’s pussy tastes like a bulldog’s asshole.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Reese Witherspoon’s pussy tastes like Christmas morning.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Elizabeth Taylor’s pussy tastes like sawdust and gorgonzola.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Britney Spears’s pussy tastes like placenta.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Jessica Alba’s pussy tastes like sunflower seeds and disappointment.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Angelina Jolie’s pussy tastes like her brother.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pussy tastes like apricots and sunshine.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Jessica Simpson’s pussy tastes like tuna… or is that chicken?
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Scarlett Johansson’s pussy tastes like applesauce and feet.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Madonna’s pussy tastes like sulfur dioxide.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Natalie Portman’s pussy tastes like humus and matza.
What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like Jodie Foster’s pussy tastes like 2 bears fucking in the woods.

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