Dead Ted Kennedy Jokes

Dead Ted Kennedy Jokes

Ted Kennedy the beloved murdering alcoholic from Massachusetts has died of brain cancer. Let us honor his memory with some dead Ted Kennedy jokes.

 

  • What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Teddy Kennedy? About 2 months of decay!
  • Ted Kennedy has been sober for 12 hours now.
  • Ted Kennedy carries on the tradition of his brothers by dying with something lodged in his brain.
  • What did Teddy tell Mary Jo when he found out she was pregnant? We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.
  • I wonder if Ted Kennedy’s funeral will be open bar?
  • Ted also had a plan to stimulate the Auto industry but his program was called “cash for kerplunkers”.
  • How did people find out Ted was dead? He didn’t show up to the bar this morning.
  • I’d rather go hunting with Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.
  • Ted Kennedy never became president because unlike George Washington, he couldn’t cross a river.
  • Ted is dead, its all just water under the bridge now.
  • With news of Ted’s death, the Massachusetts liquor industry is now going to need a bailout.
  • What’s black, white and hungry? Ted Kennedy’s cat!

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