Miley Cyrus has just had the new set of nude and private photos below leaked online.
Of course what is surprising about these photos is not that Miley Cyrus is naked in a few of them or that she is smoking weed, but rather that there are no photos (so far) in this leak of her fisting her own butthole. Surely if A-list Oscar winning actresses have dozens of selfies of themselves spreading their ass cheeks, a brazen celebrity harlot like Miley must have taken at least a few up close shots of her snatch.
Yes the celebrity nude leakers are clearly holding back a ton of Miley’s more explicit content. Therefore as a respected Muslim Imam I am issuing a fatwa demanding that the leakers release all their Miley Cyrus material at once! That includes all videos of Miley getting a train run on her by a group of cracked out nig nog abids.