The only thing that’s more obnoxious than a person that’s famous for no particular reason is a person that is famous for no particular reason that won’t stop talking about their vagina.
The only thing worse than a person famous for no reason that won’t stop talking about their vagina is three people famous for no reason that won’t stop talking about their vaginas.
Enter the Kardashians. Having said every meaningful word they were meant by God to utter by the time they were toddlers, the Kardashians have to keep talking about something, and recently, their discourse has veered into “So should I or should I not lather mayonnaise on my vag?”
Kourtney wasn’t able to address this question because she has been busy recently, waxing sister Khloe’s nether regions.
Kim’s ass was also unavailable for comment, but early reports claim that she wants to first research if black guys love mayo.