Taylor Swift gets tied to her bed naked with her legs spread in the shocking photo above.
It is obvious from this naked picture of Taylor Swift in this vulnerable position that she is asking for it. Of course by “it” I mean to be read the holy Qur’an and then forced to recite the Hadeeth and convert to Islam… hard.
Once Taylor completes her conversion she will be untied from the bed, covered up in a burka, and sent off to do her chores. Now that is how you properly dominate a woman in bed. My mighty womb broom grows rigid at the thought of stuffing all that salvation deep inside Taylor Swift’s helpless body.