Natalie Portman Nip Slip GIF

Natalie Portman Nip Slip GIF

Natalie Portman sneakily shows her nipple in front of a Christmas tree in the GIF above.

Leave it to a conniving Jew like Natalie Portman to try and stealthy attack Christmas with this nip slip. Us Muslims are no friends of Jesus, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t outraged by this devious Hebra rubbing her nipple all over his holy day.

If there is one thing that Jesus could not stand it was women (as he chose to spend his days living with 12 guy “disciples”), so this Natalie Portman nip slip is clearly a deliberate and malicious attack. If the blessed Prophet Muhammad was still around you better believe he’d viciously tongue lash Natalie’s offending areola for its insolence.

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