We here at Celeb Jihad have extensively chronicled Miley Cyrus’ remarkable conversion from Hollywood teen whore to Islamic extremist, and along the way we have become the biggest Miley Cyrus fans west of Damascus. That is why it comes as no surprise that Miley Cyrus has come to our defense in our ongoing battle with Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift made headlines when she threatened to sue our holy celebrity gossip site for releasing a topless photo of a young woman who may or may not be Swift (it probably is her). As you can see in the photo above Miley Cyrus is clearly telling Taylor Swift to “cut the crap”, and that Taylor Swift better leave Celeb Jihad alone or else she is going to “f*ck her sh*t up”.
Taylor appears to be flustered by Miley giving her the business like this. Only time will tell if Taylor Swift will wise up and leave our Islamic extremist celebrity news site in peace, or if Miley is going to have to follow through on her threats and teach Taylor a lesson, Jihad style!